Lewis Black - What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budg...

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What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things through a sequester. What does that word have to do with budgeting? It's like if you have a family budget and go, 'We really don't know what to take out economically from the budget, so we're going to whack out protein for this week.'

Lewis Black

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Was Sie nicht tun, wenn Sie ein Erwachsener sind, ist die Entscheidung, dass Sie die Dinge durch einen Zwangsarbeiter budgetieren. Was hat dieses Wort mit der Budgetierung zu tun? Es ist, als ob Sie ein Familienbudget hätten und gehen würden: "Wir wissen wirklich nicht, was wir wirtschaftlich aus dem Budget herausnehmen sollen, also werden wir für diese Woche Protein ausschlagen."

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