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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

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I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

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Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

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On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.

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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

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I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.

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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

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