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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Reality: What a concept!

Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Robin Williams

I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.

Robin Williams

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

Robin Williams

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

Robin Williams

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Robin Williams

I think 'Dead Poets' was probably my favorite, just to get started with the idea of doing a movie that people treated as more than a movie.

Robin Williams

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Robin Williams

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Robin Williams

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Robin Williams

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

Robin Williams

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

Robin Williams

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Robin Williams

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Robin Williams

Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.

Robin Williams

The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend.

Robin Williams

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Robin Williams

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

Robin Williams

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.

Robin Williams

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Robin Williams

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Robin Williams

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Robin Williams

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

Robin Williams

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Robin Williams

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

Robin Williams

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Robin Williams

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, 'My boy's got learnin'!'

Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Robin Williams

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Robin Williams

There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.

Robin Williams

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Robin Williams

I met Nelson Mandela, and I really didn't know what to say. It was years ago at a benefit. I was just in awe of this man because of what he'd done.

Robin Williams

My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.

Robin Williams