P. J. O'Rourke - Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out...

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Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood and smiting the firstborn, give me a pass. And tell me when it's over.

P. J. O'Rourke

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Passah ist meine Vorstellung von einem perfekten Urlaub. Lieber Gott, wenn du Seuchen der Finsternis, Heuschrecken, Hagel, Furunkel, Fliegen, Läuse, Frösche und Viehzucht verteilst und den Nil in Blut verwandelst und den Erstgeborenen zerschlägst, gib mir einen Pass. Und sag mir, wenn es vorbei ist.

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