Mitch Hedberg - I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, &...

Mitch Hedberg Zitate

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Mitch Hedberg

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich war in diesem Casino und kümmerte mich um meine eigenen Angelegenheiten, und dieser Typ kam zu mir und sagte: "Sie müssen umziehen, Sie blockieren einen Notausgang." Als ob es ein Feuer gab, würde ich nicht laufen. Wenn Sie entflammbar sind und Beine haben, blockieren Sie niemals einen Notausgang.

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