Amy Poehler - Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't...

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Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

Amy Poehler

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Erinnere dich immer an den Namen deines Kindes. Denken Sie immer daran, wo Sie Ihr Kind hinstellen. Lassen Sie Ihr Kind nicht fahren, bis die Füße die Pedale erreichen. Verwenden Sie die richtigen Windeln ... für sich selbst. Und wenn Sie Zweifel haben, machen Sie lustige Gesichter.

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