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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

Mitch Hedberg

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Einen Rollkragenpullover zu tragen ist, als würde man den ganzen Tag von einem wirklich schwachen Kerl erwürgt. Einen Rucksack und einen Rollkragenpullover zu tragen, ist wie ein schwacher Zwerg, der versucht, dich niederzuwerfen.

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