Am Ich bin / I Am Party
I am pretty self-indulgent.
I am not that smart.
I am not a player.
I am very pro-science.
I am a part of all that I have met.
I am not particularly well-behaved.
I am the state.
I am in the prime of my senility.
I'm the one by the backdoor - I am not the one in the middle of the party.