Darrell Hammond - I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors...

Darrell Hammond Zitate

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

Darrell Hammond

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich rief meine Mutter an und sagte: 'Weißt du, ich war bei den besten Ärzten der Welt und habe fast eine halbe Million Dollar ausgegeben und sie sagen mir, ich habe Symptome eines P.O.W. und alles, was ich getan habe, war in Ihrem Zuhause aufzuwachsen. '

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