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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

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I drink therefore I am.

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I like children - fried.

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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

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I never met a kid I liked.

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