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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
You come to the planet with nothing and you leave with nothing, so you'd better do some good while you are here.
You get kind of bored being in catalogues all the time.
I was the kind of Jew who'd be in a bar, somebody would say it's Yom Kippur, and I'd go, 'Really?'
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'
If anyone asks you what kind of music you play, tell him 'pop.' Don't tell him 'rock'n'roll' or they won't even let you in the hotel.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'