Zitat des Tages von Bob Hope:
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.