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How young can you die of old age?

Steven Wright

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

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It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. The silences are extra-silent. The good stuff is amazing. It's electric when you walk out there. For 90 minutes, you're on this other planet.

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I'm addicted to placebos.

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I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

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When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

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I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

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I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

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I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.

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I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

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I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself to deal with it and not dwell on the class in front of me - to keep a straight face, give the report and concentrate on getting it right. That's normally how I perform. That's how I am.

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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

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Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?'

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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

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I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

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If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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