I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
The status quo sucks.
