George Carlin - The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said ...

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

George Carlin

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Die Existenz von Flammenwerfern beweist, dass irgendwann irgendwo irgendjemand zu sich selbst gesagt hat: Ich möchte diese Leute dort in Brand setzen, aber ich bin einfach nicht nahe genug, um die Arbeit zu erledigen.

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