My life motto is basically to lower your standards and expectations so you're never disappointed and never put any trust in anything, and I try to prepare for the day that I wake up, and everyone I know is like, 'LOL JK best long-running practical joke ever', so I've never really let myself freak out or get too excited about anything.
My life is fairly normal. I didn't wake up one morning and find out that I'm suddenly a star, with people clamoring at me. I feel like I'm moving up the ladder just a little, which is fine.
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
I wake up around seven, and I give my daughter breakfast. I spend the first hour or two of her day with her.
I go through phases when I've been filming where I wake up in the middle of the night and I think I'm being filmed.
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.
I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night just to let you know that I have a show or what's on my mind, and that's it. I hate Snapchat and all of that. It's making kids so stupid.
I don't want to sound like a Hallmark card, but to be able to wake up each day with food and shelter, that alone is good. Forget aging and the fact that my butt is becoming a little more familiar with my knees than my tailbone. If you are six feet above ground it's a good day. So, give me more!
I wake up in the morning thinking about food.
Every morning I wake up in a home where Mike Tyson previously laid in the bed and he earned over $500 million his career. It makes me conscious.
When you are doing a TV series, people tell you when you have to wake up and when you have to have lunch, and I don't like it.
Wake up, Carolee, the plane is waiting for us, we have to get to the game.
Nowadays, everybody assumes, when they wake up in the morning, if they have a question, it will get answered. Because they have the internet. No matter what the question is, someone will answer their question.
It's very easy to say, 'Well, hey, you should wake up at 4:30 in the morning and do what ABCD people do.' Just because it works for one person, just because it works for even many people, does not mean it will necessarily work for you.
It's more fun to have a name rather than a number. I think this gives our products a personality. I get the names from literature, movies, opera, traveling, nature, poetry, sometimes even the street. I keep a small book that I write in. I wake up in the middle of the night and jot down a name for a lipstick or an eyeshadow.
A good night's sleep is always the best way to wake up and go to work.
I don't wake up saying, 'Oh, I'm going to die.' It's a waste of time. It really is.
Every day, I wake up and say, 'Good Morning, Jesus.'
I wake up in the morning and my heart is light, man. It's not heavy. I don't have skeletons in the closet on their way out.
Every night of our lives, we dream, and our brain concocts visions which are, at least until we wake up, highly convincing. Most of us have had experiences which are verging on hallucination. It shows the power of the brain to knock up illusions.
You don't just wake up one morning and decide to become a singer-songwriter.
I just enjoy life now. I just enjoy every morning I get to wake up.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Cross the wrong state border with your gun, or wake up one morning to new legislation or a new presidential executive order, and suddenly you're the bad guy, not the good guy. No wonder some gun owners seem so touchy; they feel, at some level, like criminals in waiting.
The day I wake up without cellulite? Now that would be the perfect day.
I love to work. I know that sounds ridiculous to say because all people love to work, but I love the homework that goes into acting. I love figuring out different ways of playing a scene. I love the energy of being on set. I love not getting enough sleep because I have to wake up early in the morning.
I have worries and fears just like everybody else. But I have every reason to wake up each morning and be very happy.
When I went around promoting 'Crumb,' there would be days I'd wake up in, like, Houston or Cleveland, and I'd step outside the hotel and get no idea where I was. It all looks the same: one big corporate, consumer theme park. It's all, 'Here's the Starbucks, and here's the Gap, and we'll go over to Banana Republic and the Cineplex.'
I really try to wake up with my music the same as I do with my life, and that is with no expectations. I just feel what I feel that day and follow it.
Authenticity is everything! You have to wake up every day and look in the mirror, and you want to be proud of the person who's looking back at you. And you can only do that if you're being honest with yourself and being a person of high character. You have an opportunity every single day to write that story of your life.
I love breakfast - I like going to sleep at night because I know I get to wake up and eat in the morning.
If we value what we've inherited for free - from other women - surely it's right morally and ethically for us to wake up and say, 'I'm a feminist. '
I'm happy every day. You know, that moment when you first wake up in the morning, and you're just finishing your dream, like you're a dog chasing a post truck - and then you realize, 'Oh no, I'm a human, and I'm awake, and it's Trump's America!
Every day I wake up afraid that I won't be able to write, that today is the day it has left me.
The one thing about my life that's different from others is that I wake up for no one, and for some reason, that's just good for your creativity.
I do have bad hair days. If I fall asleep with it slightly damp, I wake up and it'll all be piled up on top in a mess.
