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My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
You don't ever really get to know Woody Allen.
I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
I did 'Celebrity' by Woody Allen. I did 'The Gingerbread Man' with Robert Altman. These were big talents.
I'm ready to do a Woody Allen comedy.
I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Italian.
This is why I have always said that it would be better if Muslims were poor.