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You don't ever really get to know Woody Allen.
If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
I did 'Celebrity' by Woody Allen. I did 'The Gingerbread Man' with Robert Altman. These were big talents.
Obviously, if Woody Allen calls and says he wants you to read a script, of course you read it.
I want to be able to play trailer-bound fatties in a Judd Apatow comedy.