Jim Gaffigan - Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people w...

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Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about this process. I joke about it: My kids have made me a better person, and I only need, like, 34 more of them to be a really good guy.

Jim Gaffigan

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Warum sollte ein fauler Kerl Elternteil von fünf Jahren werden? Warum wiederum sollten kreative Menschen, die Veränderungen und Kritik von Natur aus nicht mögen, Schriftsteller, Schauspieler oder Comedians werden? Es gibt etwas über diesen Prozess. Ich scherze darüber: Meine Kinder haben mich zu einem besseren Menschen gemacht, und ich brauche nur noch 34 weitere, um ein wirklich guter Kerl zu sein.

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