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What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
I can't stand up in front of people. It just fills me with horror.
Most stand-up is incredibly boring. It's time for people to do something else.
No marriage can stand up under the strain of incessant association.
I will stay in the car until the last minute that I'm going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do some interviews.
A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day.
When I'm on Twitter, we just talk to people. I call all my Twitter followers my 'Twitter babies.'
It doesn't stand up to huge intellectual scrutiny.
I'm definitely not on Twitter. I do have a Facebook page and Facebook friends. It's a lot of fun, especially if you don't just start friending people you don't know.
