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I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

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Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about this process. I joke about it: My kids have made me a better person, and I only need, like, 34 more of them to be a really good guy.

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All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

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Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Jim Gaffigan

I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.

Jim Gaffigan

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

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I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.

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You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby.

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Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.

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