I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
If a topic hits me, I'll start going on it. But you can't force it.
I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
I tried theatre. I played Miss Hannigan for a short run of Annie at a regional theatre. That was fun. I enjoyed it! I enjoy theatre and have so much respect for theatre actors.
Stand-up, by far, is my favorite.
I'm shy. I am. I mean, if I get around, you know, in a room of a bunch of people especially I - you know, I don't know or - it takes me a while to warm up. I'm - and the real me, I'm not as witty as, you know, as the comic Wanda. The comic, she's had time to work on some things.
I think sometimes celebrities can hurt a candidate. You don't want people to judge them on your last project.
To me, in life, if there's, like, a rule, and I think it's ridiculous, then of course I'll circumvent that but also point out how ridiculous the rule is. Other than that, if I go to a concert, and my seat is Row G, Seat 12, I'm sitting in Row G, Seat 12. I don't care if I'm with five other friends, I'm supposed to be in Seat 12, that's my seat.
I'm here today because I hated everything else.
I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
In this business, you get an opportunity, and you pounce on it.
Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
