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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'

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When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.

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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

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Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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I love comedians. They're my community.

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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.

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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

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When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.

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I like all ladies of all different ages.

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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

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I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know?

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I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'

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Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.

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Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

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To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

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I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

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I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.

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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

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Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.

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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.

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I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

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I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

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Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'

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I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

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People don't talk to me on airplanes.

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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

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I could never sit down and write jokes.

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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

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You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

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