It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
Oh, I love stand-up.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'
There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
