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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

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Go, and never darken my towels again.

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Women should be obscene and not heard.

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

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