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I failed eighth grade twice, and then they moved me up to ninth grade. Then I failed that and dropped out. My teacher would hand me a test, and I'd grade it myself with an F, then put my head down on the desk.

Tig Notaro

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Ich habe die achte Klasse zweimal nicht bestanden, und dann haben sie mich auf die neunte Klasse gebracht. Dann scheiterte ich daran und fiel aus. Mein Lehrer gab mir einen Test, und ich würde ihn selbst mit einem F einstufen und dann meinen Kopf auf den Schreibtisch legen.

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