Rita Rudner - While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it's hard to teach an old sho...

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While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it's hard to teach an old shopper new tricks. I'm convinced that the catalogue will eventually disappear, but not until the last baby boomers have kicked off their smelly Nikes and been buried in mulch.

Rita Rudner

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Während ich gelegentlich Artikel im Internet bestelle, ist es schwierig, einem alten Käufer neue Tricks beizubringen. Ich bin überzeugt, dass der Katalog irgendwann verschwinden wird, aber erst, als die letzten Baby-Boomer ihre stinkenden Nikes losgetreten haben und in Mulch begraben wurden.

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