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I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

Rita Rudner

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Ich leide an Peroxidphobie. Jedes Mal, wenn ich mich einer blonden Frau näherte, ist etwas von mir verschwunden. Jobs, Freunde ... einmal sprang ein Angorapullover direkt von meinem Körper.

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