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I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.

It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level.

Mark Roberts

The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England.

Mark Roberts

I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.

Mark Roberts

I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.

Mark Roberts

We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.

Mark Roberts

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.

Mark Roberts

Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.

Mark Roberts

I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak.

Mark Roberts

I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.

Mark Roberts

In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm.

Mark Roberts

You have to really think about things before you do them.

Mark Roberts

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.

Mark Roberts

Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs.

Mark Roberts

I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.

Mark Roberts

I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.

Mark Roberts

The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable.

Mark Roberts

One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.

Mark Roberts

Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first.

Mark Roberts

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.

Mark Roberts

When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem.

Mark Roberts

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.

Mark Roberts

I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh.

Mark Roberts

It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people.

Mark Roberts

Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.

Mark Roberts

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising.

Mark Roberts

I don't want to do anything in bad taste.

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