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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'

Paula Poundstone

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Meine Mutter sagte, sie lerne schwimmen, als jemand sie in den See rausbrachte und sie vom Boot warf. Ich sagte: "Mama, sie wollten dir nicht das Schwimmen beibringen."

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