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I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.

I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.

Paula Poundstone

I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.

Paula Poundstone

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.

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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

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When I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the way I am, I can't stop talking, and part of the problem is that anything that gets said reminds me of something that happened to me one time, and invariably I cut people off and talk about myself.

Paula Poundstone

I was diagnosed a number of years ago with obsessive-compulsive disorder - which everyone has, to some degree - and I have this really annoying trait where in conversation, I always steer it back to something that happened to me.

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'

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Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

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There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them.

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I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

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President Obama could keep a big map with push pins on it to keep track of how many countries hate us, and when we get down to only half, let's have a ball. I'll blow up the balloons myself.

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I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

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Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

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I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

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