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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

Joe E. Lewis

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Sie hatten mich den ganzen Tag auf dem OP-Tisch. Sie schauten in meinen Bauch, meine Gallenblase, untersuchten alles in mir. Wissen Sie, was sie beschlossen haben? Ich brauche eine Brille.

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