Zitat des Tages über Blase / Bladder:
I've belched a lot more since I had gall bladder surgery. I don't know why.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
I don't drink in the cinema because I have a bladder the size of a hummingbird.
My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.
It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.