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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

Joe E. Lewis

If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.

Joe E. Lewis

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Joe E. Lewis

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

Joe E. Lewis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Joe E. Lewis

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Joe E. Lewis

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Joe E. Lewis

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Joe E. Lewis

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

Joe E. Lewis

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Joe E. Lewis

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Joe E. Lewis

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Joe E. Lewis

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Joe E. Lewis

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Joe E. Lewis

I drink to forget I drink.

Joe E. Lewis

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Joe E. Lewis

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

Joe E. Lewis

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Joe E. Lewis

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Joe E. Lewis

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

Joe E. Lewis

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Joe E. Lewis

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

Joe E. Lewis