Elayne Boosler - I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I ...

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Elayne Boosler

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich habe sechs Schlösser an meiner Tür, alle in einer Reihe. Wenn ich ausgehe, sperre ich jeden anderen ab. Ich denke, egal wie lange jemand da steht und die Schlösser zieht, sie sperren immer drei.

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