Zitat des Tages von Tim Conway:
I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know?
People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.
We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to the ground. We made fun of a commercial or a movie or ourselves.
I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.
I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.
Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I got over it when somebody laughed.
I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.
Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along.
If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.
I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.
Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.
At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.
I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.
When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.
When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.
