Am Ich bin / I Am Schriftsteller / Writer
A writer is what I am.
I am not a writer.
All I am is a writer and a mom.
I am in the prime of my senility.
I am no mother, and I won't be one.
I am very pro-science.
I am the worlds laziest writer.
I am a Westerner of Westerners!
I am a limousine liberal.