H. L. Mencken Zitate auf Englisch

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Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse.

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Life is a dead-end street.

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One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of the world than one will be able to go to hell without perspiring.

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The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.

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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

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Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

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It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.

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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.

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Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

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Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

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It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.

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I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone.

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Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

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Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

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Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.

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Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates.

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No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.

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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

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Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.

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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

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Criticism is prejudice made plausible.

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Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

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Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.

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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

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To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!

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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

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There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.

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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.

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If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.

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