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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
People think retiring is fun. Well, maybe, but if you have a certain kind of fire inside, there is no end in sight.
The President doesn't ring people out of the blue, so you know you've done something well.
Not to sound egomaniac or anything, but just to get under people's skin like that, and for them to believe in you and believe strongly enough to write... it's flattering and it helps you during the day.
Every once in a while, you live long enough to get the respect that people didn't want to give while you were trying to become a senior citizen.
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.
I've seen enough things to know that if you just keep on going, if you turn the corner, the sun will be shining.
