Todd Barry Zitate auf Englisch

Zitat des Tages von Todd Barry:

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Todd Barry

I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year.

Todd Barry

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.

Todd Barry

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

Todd Barry

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

Todd Barry

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.

Todd Barry

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.

Todd Barry

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

Todd Barry

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

Todd Barry

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

Todd Barry

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

Todd Barry

It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me.

Todd Barry

I loved Australia. I was very successful there.

Todd Barry

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.

Todd Barry

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

Todd Barry

I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.

Todd Barry

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

Todd Barry

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

Todd Barry

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake.

Todd Barry

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

Todd Barry

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.

Todd Barry

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film.

Todd Barry

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

Todd Barry

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.

Todd Barry

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

Todd Barry

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.

Todd Barry

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.

Todd Barry

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.

Todd Barry

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

Todd Barry

Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons.

Todd Barry

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started.

Todd Barry

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

Todd Barry

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself.

Todd Barry

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

Todd Barry

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

Todd Barry

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

Todd Barry