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I love Broadway shows.

I grew up in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts and went to college in Washington D.C.

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I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.

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Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

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Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

Mike Birbiglia

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

Mike Birbiglia

The Comedy Central CDs combined with the TV specials are what led to my stuff being traded and passed around, and a lot more people knowing my jokes than I thought.

Mike Birbiglia

I think because I've been working in front of audiences for so many years, I'm able to take in the input, good or bad, and just say, 'This is the part I agree with that you're saying, and these are the parts I don't agree with.'

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Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.

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I end up talking about really mundane things with my fans, and then they're kind of like, 'This is boring. I want to go talk to somebody else.' I think I bore my fans to death by over-talking to them.

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I feel like people have more in common than the news reports. People getting along doesn't sell very well in the news. I find that to be deeply depressing.

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I've become good friends with Lena Dunham, and the thing I had in common with Lena when I was 24 is I was as ambitious as she was. What we don't have in common is that I was not as talented. My voice was not as clearly defined.

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Over the years, I managed to develop this comedy career, went from opening act to headliner at comedy clubs, to playing concert halls, and had an off-Broadway show with 'Sleepwalk With Me.'

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I was raised Catholic, and then I kind of wandered away somewhere in high-school. I never got confirmed, which is a big deal.

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I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.

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You know the expression, 'You're only as sick as your secrets?' I believe that, and I think I try to have my work live by that to a degree.

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I gravitated toward stand-up because there's no overhead. I mean, literally, there's no overhead: Often, you're outdoors performing in front of groups of people.

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I'm a comedian, and the other comedians are played by comedians, the same way that in 'Once' there are the musicians that hang out together.

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I've yet to write a stand-up show that isn't autobiographical.

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Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films.

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'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.

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Media is so weird; everything is so accessible now. It used to be this thing where, if you did something on 'This American Life,' this predates me, but when David Sedaris did it, for example, it would just play, people who heard it heard it, and then the book would come out a year later, and people would be like, 'Ahh, I kind of remember that.'

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I think the thing I had to be careful about while writing a book was not to say anything that was revealing about other people that they would be uncomfortable with. I didn't want to make people angry - that's a real risk.

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I'd much rather try and fail than talk about trying.

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Random people, celebrities of note come to your shows over the years, and I've had some really strange ones. Like the guy from Kiss. Gene Simmons has literally been in the audience at my shows, like, four times. I don't know if he knows me; he's just a big fan of comedy.

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The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.

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Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's a place you can write all day. The baristas don't glare at you. They don't even look at you.

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In real life, I first started sleep walking in high school because that was when this concept of getting into college first appeared. I had this moment of, 'Oh! This is going to affect the rest of my life.'

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You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24.

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Nobody knows the life of the working comic.

Mike Birbiglia

I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I'm so content with myself with how it's going that I'm like, 'I should do this more,' not realizing that the mouth is full. I'm just cramming pizza into my mouth.

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When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was very clear what I do.

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I am diagnosed with what's called 'REM behavior disorder.' As far as the disorder goes, there's no cure, but it's going pretty well as far as these things go. I see a sleep doctor, take medication, etc.

Mike Birbiglia

I love Broadway shows.

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Ultimately, jokes are this really special thing that we can all share. It's exciting to have basically a thousand people in a room together that can laugh at the same time, but I think of it almost as, like, a religious experience.

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Sometimes you'll have a heckler who's actually attempting to be supportive, but you don't realize it. Their way of expressing it is kind of confusing.

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My first car was, as depicted in 'Sleepwalk with Me,' my mother's '92 Volvo station wagon that had 80,000 miles on it, and I had put 40,000 miles on it, so by the time it retired it had 120,000, and I basically killed it. It served me well, and my mechanic was always very angry with me because I just didn't properly care for it.

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