Zitat des Tages von Kathy Griffin:
Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
I'm basically always on tour.
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone... it's a joke!
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.
A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.
So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
Have I gone too far?
My act is based on my life.
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
I am in love with Larry David.
The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.
It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.
That's life when you're on the D-list.
Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.
I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.
I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.