Zitat des Tages von Katherine Ryan:
I have a really different touring life to most comedians because I go home every night to do the school run in the morning. So I'm not in hotels or living it up.
I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.
The Kardashian family have earned their place as an American dynasty.
I wanted to be liked when I was younger, which I think a lot of us do; I'm not ashamed to say it. I was a product of my environment, a product of my culture.
I'm very careful not to tell a joke just to get a reaction.
Society wants happy families.
I don't think I spoke to anyone apart from my daughter for the first two years of her life.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to look and feel like a grown woman when I was young. That's one reason why it's important to hold adults who take advantage of that fully accountable.
One of my favourite things about living in the U.K. is having that chance to go to festivals.
You'll never make a success of yourself when you're doing an impersonation of somebody else.
I'm a single mother. It's silly to turn down work.
My mother was a businesswoman; my grandmother was a businesswoman - it never occurred to me that life might be harder because you're a woman. It wasn't until later and I had a bigger sense of the world that I realised that.
When you stand out in a small town or at work,or in your peer group, whatever it is, it feels really awful. Certainly, when you're growing up, you want to be normal. You just want to fit in. Then you realize that maybe fitting in is, in some respects, quite ordinary. I think it's good to put a positive spin on being slightly unique.
I'm not interested in younger men for the same reason most women aren't interested in younger men; I don't have time to make an extra packed lunch every morning. Please. I'm busy enough already.
When you're little, every experience writes on the canvas of who you are.
If you really want to wind up Piers Morgan, send him a pic of Jeremy Clarkson.
In Canada, we just have rich and poor, but we don't constantly remind poor people about it.
I'm not a Rachel Dolezal. I don't fake tan; I don't have the cornrows, I don't misappropriate. I just want to be Beyonce.
I was really lucky to have been raised in this really powerful matriarchy where my dad was around, but I was with my mom and my grandma most of the time. They were heavy influences on me. My mother has a career in technology; my grandma sold real estate.
The representation of women in hip-hop has long been so flagrantly unkind.
I feel like I'm always on the right side of wrong and trying to shout out for the underdog.
Alice Levine has great unique style and beautiful red hair.
I'd never say something that I didn't feel I could defend.
My dad's Irish, so I was visiting Ireland a lot as a kid, so it's not totally foreign to me.
Regressing back to an infant state is nothing to be proud of. Rich Americans don't drive themselves, don't cook, don't do their own nails/hair/make-up, don't shop, and I suppose all they've got in common with rich British people is that they don't raise their own kids, either.
I feel like my comedy voice is to take the news and everything that's happening and put a funny spin on it or to pick out the things I find funny about it.
I know a lot about systemic lupus erythematosus because I have it, too. I was diagnosed through the NHS when I first moved to England in 2008 following months of serious illness.
We don't have 'posh' in Canada. It's just not a thing that exists.
I'm nearly see-through. Like a jellyfish.
Question everything.
I've decided that I'm completely rock n' roll.
All I've ever wanted to be is a strong, powerful, beautiful black woman.
I am behind Kanye West for American President 100 per cent.
I wasn't properly performing in Canada. I was just starting out, and when everyone starts out, they're terrible. I'm sure there are some Kellyanne Conway videos of me just really dying on a stage.
I talk funny 'cause I come from Canada.
I'm proud to be Canadian. But I identify as being a British mum.