Zitat des Tages von John Barrymore:
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.