It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone.
Our secret desire as women is to have a guy who falls madly in love with us even though we're incredibly opinionated or we're not the sort of normal, polite, poised woman.
I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling me that's all I can do.
It seems almost impossible to me that the whole world doesn't know CPR.
With Christopher Guest films, we have a lot of say.
I wanted to be a dramatic actress. Life doesn't go the way you think it's going to go.
I always fall for the guy that, like, has to blow me off because he needs to go do something with his dog. I love those kind of guys.
Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing.
I have the improv background, but stand-up is different.
I do shows, stage shows all the time, and I'm so afraid that people are going to recognize themselves, and they never do. They never do. They're always like, 'Oh, that woman was ridiculous,' and yeah, they're talking about themselves.
There are some people who make you feel less lonely.
Hugh Grant has that magic in real life, so when he's saying these lines, 'It's always been you,' it's just devastating.
If things don't work out with one person, there's many other people to replace you with online.
When people slave over those scripts and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them, they don't usually want you to add farts.
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.
I am allergic to a certain kind of glue. Most eyelash glues are terrible, the glue in acrylic nails. I get a rash up my arm and face.