There is luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else has a right to blame us.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.