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It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Craig Bruce

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Craig Bruce

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

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In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

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Think Tank, noun: The shower.

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When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

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Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

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It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

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Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

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Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

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Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

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Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

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When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

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The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

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Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

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Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

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Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

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1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

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If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

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When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

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Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

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I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

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The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

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The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

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It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

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Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

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Anything on paper is obsolete!

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