I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.
SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.
When you're around the kids, you feel like you act the most grown up just because you're supposed to lead. I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
I don't know what drives me to succeed.
God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
