Steven Wright - I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking...

Steven Wright Zitate

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'

Steven Wright

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich ging die Straße hinunter zum 24-Stunden-Lebensmittelgeschäft. Als ich dort ankam, verriegelte der Typ die Haustür. Ich sagte: "Hey, das Schild sagt, dass Sie 24 Stunden geöffnet haben." Er sagte: "Ja, aber nicht hintereinander."

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