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I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'
His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.
I once asked my father what he wanted me to be. To my horror, he said, 'sociologist.'
When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When he behaves like a beast, he says 'After all, I'm only human.'
For me, my husband gives me advice all the time - he's been very supportive.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
When he asked if I would like to try second base, I thought, Hey, get me in the lineup.
Putin regards Stalin as a great tsar; he is a great tsar. Asked who the worst tsars were, he said Nicholas II and Gorbachev.
Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?'
